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Access Denied. [Saturday
December 8th, 2007 at 9:11pm]

Most entries are:
FRIENDS ONLY, MY DARLINGS.
You know the drill.
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Post Secret. [Saturday
January 27th, 2007 at 6:59pm]
Tell me a secret; tell me anything.
Comment as many times as you want.
It's anonymous & ip address are not logged.
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[Saturday
July 1st, 2006 at 12:08pm]

New Journal:

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*squeals* [Sunday
June 18th, 2006 at 10:14am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | "Kerosene"- Miranda Lambert ]

19 days till:

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We're all made of stars. [Saturday
June 17th, 2006 at 4:57pm]
[ mood | dirty ]
[ music | "Sunday" -Moby ]

I GOT A NEW JOB!

Let's throw a party.

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Wow... [Friday
May 26th, 2006 at 9:08pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | "I think I'm Paranoid" -Garbage ]

I love dumb and ignorant people who message me on MySpace and threaten to kick my ass, but yet cannot even spell "concrete" or "anxiety" correctly, and blame all of their problems on "disorders". It doesn't hurt my feelings one bit when someone I have never before met in my life starts ragging on me about the way I look. I could really care less. I just laugh and your immaturity.  You can grow up now. Kthanxbye.

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I just want to break you down so badly. [Monday
May 22nd, 2006 at 6:24pm]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | "Make Damn Sure" -Taking Back Sunday ]

Eddie surprised me with a rose Friday night when he came over to my work during his break. He's been visiting me nearly every day I work. It's very charming, I'll give him that.

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The times weren't right... [Wednesday
May 17th, 2006 at 4:25pm]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | "So I thought"- Flyleaf ]

Those three hours where I thought my friend was dying and I would never see him again? The scariest three hours and the worst feeling I have ever felt in my life.

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I've always been a dreamer. [Monday
May 15th, 2006 at 10:14pm]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | "Sway" -The Perishers ]

Ten Characters I Would Have Sex With:

List ten fictional figures you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag 5 people to do the same.

Tagged: [info]randomjinx, [info]moskeetskeetoh, [info]1487, [info]__kisskissxboom, [info]heart__mutation

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"Is she a biker chick?" [Saturday
May 6th, 2006 at 10:03pm]
[ mood | crushed ]
[ music | "Nobody Dances" -Brandston ]

We have a new lady at work. She has a mullet and her ring tone is "Stairway to Heaven". I wish I was making that up, believe me.

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Screw all my friends behind my back... [Monday
May 1st, 2006 at 10:07pm]
Was scheduled from 5-8 but had to stay an hour and a half later for some unknown reason. Worked two hours alone.

Eddie and Brandon came in to see me. It made my day. After they left with Holly we got this strange phone call, which Heather answered, where the person was complaining about a sandwich or something, and she got really pissed off and handed me the phone. "They are complaining and asked to talk to someone else. Here." So I answered the phone, "Hello?" "Who is this?" "Tori..." "Tori, what do you look like?" Fuck, I was thinking, are they accusing me of something? So I said, "I've got brown hair, I'm about 5 feet tall..." And the guy said, "And I'll bet you've got blue eyes, don't you?" "Yes, I've got blue eyes." Next thing I hear is, "God, what Holly? Dude, I got to go, I'll talk to you later." And they hang up. Wtf.

Next thing I know, I get a text from Eddie saying, "Just called to tell you that you're sexy but Heather answered so I had to mess with her."

Heather was pissed, but I thought it was cute. He's adorable.

Another guy also commented that I'm "really kind" and that I made his night by being so. That also made my night. It made being by myself and dealing with everyones shit for so long not seem so bad. I get paid, after all. But I'm still looking to get out of that hell hole.
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The Subway from Hell! [Saturday
April 29th, 2006 at 10:41pm]
I work at the Subway from Hell! Tonight I was called in early because someone didn't show up, and from the very moment I walked in the door things started going terribly wrong.

1) My manager didn't order any paper for the cash register, so I couldn't ring any food up because the cash box wouldn't open and the receits wouldn't print. Someone from the Subway across the street had to bring some over and was a complete bitch about it.

2) I had to work 2 hours by myself during the dinner rush. And with us being in the top 10 Subways in Kentucky, this means I was slammed for those complete two hours.

3) The computer crashes. Wtf. Had to ring everyone out by using a calculator. My manager came in to fix it and I was grateful that she was so nice and laughed about it, but her husband is a dick. He teases me all the time (he thinks he's funny and is good for a chuckle) about everything I don't want to be teased about. My intelligence and my height. I know I'm small, all right? Why does everyone have to constantly remind me?! He asked why working a three hour shift is so stressful. I was like "All right, first of all, I'm working a five hour shift, two of which were by myself. I'm 17- what do you expect a 17 year old to do when the thing that matters most in the store isn't working and she is alone with a line of angry customers?" I really wanted to tell him off and punch him in the face but I didn't want to get fired. Then I would really be screwed.

4) The person who worked before me didn't do the early pre-closers list as she should have, so I was stuck with two pages of crap to do when it's hard enough to get just one completed. Needless to say, I didn't finish everything.

5) Someone else didn't show up and I had to leave poor Eric by himself when he has no idea how to close the store.

6) You can never get a hold of my manager when you need to.

I need a new job so badly. I have to get out of there. And I'm so tired of smelling like bread when I come home. Why can't I work at Bath and Body Works and smell nice and lady-like after work?

</rant>
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Rednecks. [Tuesday
April 25th, 2006 at 7:50pm]
I hate rednecks. Haha, wtf, don't they realize they are complete morons? This woman complained to me at work that her sandwich was burnt. She said, "It even smells like burnt." I was like wtf, do you speak English? So I look at the sandwich and it's not burnt, it's toasted. It wasn't close to being burnt, believe me, I've seen burnt before. So I said, "It's toasted. You asked for it to be toasted, lady." And she looks at me with her greasy, badly died blonde hair and brown roots and asks for a new sandwich. So I decided to be nice and make her a new one. I win at life. I should warn them every time they come in, "Oh, by the way, I hate rednecks. If you piss me off I will throw shit at you. Kthxbye."
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I prefer the term, "Not of this Earth'. [Sunday
April 16th, 2006 at 9:42am]
I am offically addicted to Roswell.
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A Pirate's Life for Me. [Saturday
April 15th, 2006 at 9:26am]
Michael is ordering me a shirt that says: "ARR! I'm a pirate!"

*squeals*
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The worst night of your life. [Thursday
April 13th, 2006 at 3:16pm]
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Bird flu... or... flu? [Wednesday
March 22nd, 2006 at 3:42pm]
I have the flu. Enough said.
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I got a theory- it could be bunnies... [Tuesday
March 21st, 2006 at 11:45am]
SNOW DAY.

Kevin and I are going tuxedo shopping today for prom. My dress is an offwhite creme color, so we're going to try and find something that will match. I'm in love with my shoes. They are gold, an oldfashioned high heel. I'll have to find jewelery sometime soon.

I might have strep. Blah. I didn't go to school yesterday but stayed in bed all day and watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel all day. Joss Whedon is God, I swear it. I think Angel will always be a hottie; in the second season when he's all bad ass and wearing leather pants and biting people? I've never loved him more.
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[Saturday
March 18th, 2006 at 9:31am]
So Kevin asked me to prom. I'm excited.

My friend Casey (who I used to work with) never got to go to either of his proms. I promised I would take him next year. And I don't plan on backing out, either.
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Do you like me now? [Sunday
March 12th, 2006 at 8:55am]
The Libertine = AMAZING.
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